A Reporter's Life


Reporter attacked by dog

Didn't that title catch your eye? Yes, it's true: I was attacked by a dog — a police dog — and I have the pictures to prove it. Mind you, I wasn't hurt and I readily consented to it, but that's beside the point.

Posted by Layla at 1:24 PM, April 30, 2003

— Comments —



Did you get to wear the big ol' michelin man suit?

Posted by: Thomas at 6:17 PM, April 30, 2003

I wore a big sleeve-thing, so does that count? (I have pictures, but I forgot to e-mail them home to myself from work.) Coming soon to a paper near you: the first-person account.

Posted by: Layla at 8:25 PM, April 30, 2003

This rules. Not as much as the pepper spray, but still.

By the way, I think I'm going to stick with the name "MONKEY MONKEY" when posting here. There's something about capital letters and repetition that appeals to me...

Posted by: MONKEY MONKEY at 10:24 PM, April 30, 2003

You are so h4rdc0r3.

Posted by: ang at 6:44 AM, May 01, 2003

Monkey: Pepper spray?? Are you by any chance referring to the 50,000-volt Taser incident? Pepper spray is for wimps. ;-)

Also, you are weird. (Re: the MONKEY MONKEY thing)

Posted by: Layla at 8:48 AM, May 01, 2003

Layla, are these your friends?

p.s. i like lower cases ...

Posted by: jpb at 3:48 PM, May 01, 2003

jpb: You made me laugh out loud. Yes, I suppose these are my friends. Aren't they/we psychotic?

Posted by: Layla at 7:54 PM, May 01, 2003

So, where's the link to www.lodinews.com? I was very interested in reading the story! :)

Posted by: jpb at 9:43 AM, May 03, 2003

LOL! You're funny. I was going to post dog tails (hahaha) on my main site, but for now, how's this?

My column

And The main story

Posted by: Layla at 9:48 AM, May 03, 2003

"Hi, my name is Layla, and welcome to The Smudge."

Posted by: Matthew at 3:18 PM, May 03, 2003

Is that like "The View"?

Posted by: jpb75 at 8:03 AM, May 05, 2003

I asked him, and it's a reference to "Jackass." I'm not sure which one I'd rather be compared to...

Posted by: Layla at 8:29 AM, May 05, 2003

Er, um, yeah. The taser thing. Where did I get pepper spray from?

Find ten ways I'm being random today!

Posted by: Monkeyman at 11:21 AM, May 06, 2003

Also, I think the Jackass thing is really sort of complimentary. Maybe.

Also, why does your URL field insist on wiping out my http:// every time? The link won't work without it...

Posted by: Monkeyman at 11:22 AM, May 06, 2003

Wiping out your http://? I don't get it. Your URL works fine for me...

Posted by: Layla at 12:41 PM, May 06, 2003

Rheese is a nut. And he is a newbie. And he eats pepper spray. But my links work. But there isn't a story on the page.

With friends like these, who needs dandelions?

Where are these pictures of you with your big, leathery arm? The one you hide under the table when you go to the bars to arm wrestle. Or that you use to abuse poor, snarling police dogs.

Posted by: Ferrick at 3:02 PM, May 06, 2003

The article links work now.

Posted by: Layla at 8:53 AM, May 08, 2003

The picture of you and the dog makes it look like the dog's swallowed your arm. ;)

I never did anything that exciting in my reporter days. I got bit by the Pet of the Week once ...

Posted by: merlaan at 2:12 PM, May 13, 2003

You got bit by the Pet of the Week? That definitely sounds interesting, and perhaps a very tiny bit exciting.

Posted by: Layla at 10:20 PM, May 13, 2003

It was a kitten, and I was trying to photograph it, and while I was petting it, it nipped me. Probably just normal kittenish behavior... but after the photo ran, I mentioned it in passing to the animal shelter people and they were horrified. They said they would have got another pet of the week had they known that one had bit me.

Posted by: merlaan at 12:36 PM, May 14, 2003

That's a great story, and saying that you were bitten by a Live Animal while at work makes it even more entertaining.

Posted by: Layla at 11:58 PM, May 14, 2003

Playing texas holdem at http://texas-holdem-000.net right now is a great idea, i thing!

Posted by: texas holdem at 11:41 PM, December 07, 2004

There is...only a single categorical imperative and it is this: Act only on that maxim through which you can at the same time will that it should become a universal law by casino

Posted by: free online casino at 8:05 AM, December 12, 2004

What could be more clear or obvious when we look up to the sky and contemplate the heavens, than that there is some divinity of superior intelligence? (Lucilius) by casino gambling

Posted by: online casino at 12:52 PM, December 13, 2004

One should not confuse the craving for life with endorsement of it. by casino gambling

Posted by: casino online at 5:25 AM, December 14, 2004

For man, when perfected, is the best of animals, but when separated from law and justice, he is the worst of all, since armed injustice is the more dangerous, meant to be used by intelligence and virtue, he is the most unholy and savage of all animals, and the worst of full of lust and gluttony. by free poker online

Posted by: free online poker at 9:19 AM, December 14, 2004

Philosophy removes from religion all reason for existing...As the science of the spirit, it looks upon religion as a phenomenon, a transitory historical fact, a psychic condition that can be surpassed. by online poker

Posted by: free online poker at 3:13 AM, December 22, 2004

valium is a popular antidepressant.

Posted by: valium at 9:46 PM, December 26, 2004

Cheap valium is available on the internet and prices drastically lower than your local pharmacy. This is because major pharmaceutical companies have a legal stranglehold on the US which basically allows them a monopolistic pricing structure.

Posted by: cheap valium at 6:03 AM, December 28, 2004

Prozac helps balance the levels of serotonin available in the brain. By doing this it eases the symptoms of depression.

Posted by: serotonin at 10:55 PM, December 28, 2004

Purchase xanax online from as low as $1.78 per tablet. xanax is an anti anxiety medication that helps relieve stress.

Posted by: xanax at 1:37 AM, December 29, 2004

free online poker - world poker tour, paradise poker | texas hold'em poker - online poker rooms, poker chips | paradise poker - world series of poker, poker tips | internet poker - paradise poker, online poker | poker tips - free poker online, party poker | poker tables - texas holdem, texas hold'em | internet poker - poker stars, free online poker | poker tournaments - free online poker, WPT | WPT - poker, internet poker | world series of poker - poker tips, internet poker | poker chips - poker stars, pacific poker | texas holdem poker - pacific poker, poker rooms | poker stars - WPT, wsop

Posted by: free online poker at 9:36 PM, December 29, 2004

Here is some interesting for you, i think
play http://01-online-casino-gambling.com online casino gambling|play http://01-online-gambling.com online gambling|the best http://01-online-poker.com online poker|the best http://01-texas-holdem.com texas holdem|home of http://01-free-online-poker.com free online poker|go to http://online-casino-games-123.us online casino games|this is http://texas-holdem-123.com texas holdem|go to http://texas-holdem-123.biz texas holdem|home of http://texas-holdem-123.us texas holdem|home of http://online-casino-01.com online casino|play http://online-gambling-123.biz online gambling|go to http://online-casino-games-123.biz online casino games|

Posted by: Takaraka at 10:28 AM, January 08, 2005

texas hold'em - texas hold'em, online poker | online poker - texas hold'em, free online poker | texas holdem - texas hold'em, texas holdem | texas hold'em - texas holdem, texas holdem | texas hold'em - free online poker, texas hold'em | texas hold'em - free online poker, texas holdem | texas holdem - online poker, free online poker | texas hold'em - free online poker, texas hold'em | online poker - online poker, texas hold'em | texas holdem - free online poker, texas holdem | online poker - online poker, free online poker

Posted by: free online poker at 6:20 PM, January 14, 2005

Post a comment









Remember personal info?