A Reporter's Life


Where's the newsroom?

You know it's going to be an interesting conversation when two guys walk in the newsroom, the front-desk-person is at lunch, and one of the guys says, "You sure can!!" when you ask if you can help them.

The man proceeded to say that he wanted to tell the president or the "big man in town" about the injustice of not being allowed to park his motor home in front of his house. I suggested that he write a letter to the editor, but then the guy -- who had been using finger quotation mark gestures -- switched gears and began asking about classified ads. When I told him he was in the newsroom and pointed down the hall toward classified advertising, he wasn't quite ready to leave yet.

"Ooh, where's the newsroom?" he asked. I explained, again, that he was IN the newsroom.

"Oh, where are all the cameras?" he asked, making motions as if he were holding a camcorder (that would make any viewer nauseous, the way he was swinging his imaginary camera).

I finally got the guys headed down the hallway and laughed about it with co-workers who had mysteriously reappeared. But it wasn't quite over yet. A few minutes later, I was walking down the sidewalk to lunch and, of course, the two guys happened to be coming out a different door. "Hey, it's the beautiful lady!" the guy said, while his friend chimed in with a whistle.

Ah, desperate Lodi guys.

Posted by Layla at 2:00 PM, June 23, 2004

— Comments —



Did you ask them about their yachts? ;}

Posted by: Lorelei at 2:57 PM, June 23, 2004


Yeah, really. What about desperate Lodi gals, hmm?

Posted by: Sarah at 7:30 PM, June 23, 2004


I seriously doubt these guys own yachts. I'm also wondering if they were on some form of alcoholic crack.

Also, this desperate Lodi gal is apparently not so desperate, after all.

Posted by: Layla at 11:51 PM, June 23, 2004


Alcoholic crack? Where does one acquire this?

Posted by: Tom at 11:52 PM, June 23, 2004


Whoa, that was a fast reply there, Tom.

As for alcoholic crack, I never divulge my sources.

Posted by: Layla at 11:54 PM, June 23, 2004


Alcoholic crack, all-new from the makers of "QuickDraw!" amphetamine-tipped cigarettes.

Posted by: Bourne at 3:29 AM, June 24, 2004


Reminds me of the summer you worked in the library with me--Linda Z. came back to my desk to let me know that in the last hour no less than five young men had come into the library for apparently no other reason than to interact with my daughter.

Posted by: Mom at 6:58 AM, June 29, 2004


Because you are beatiful! Whoo-wooo!!!

Posted by: Aleks at 9:02 PM, June 29, 2004


Ha! I'd forgotten about that library story! I'm sure all those guys really just wanted to read library books on a fine summer day.

Posted by: Layla at 9:05 PM, June 29, 2004


OK, I'll admit it. I'm reading through your archives looking for possible info about this engagement you ever-so-slyly alluded to on my [blog]*. Since I'm doing this chronologically, I'm going to be a pain and ask dumb questions as I read through. SO. Are you engaged to one of those alcoholic crack guys now, hmm?

* The part in brackets was edited by Layla.

Posted by: Don at 8:08 AM, October 07, 2004


No, I am not engaged to an alcoholic crackster. Or to a non-alcoholic crackster, for that matter.

Posted by: Layla at 1:53 PM, October 07, 2004


Ooh, I got edited! I'm glad I came back and checked this. Now I know what to edit for myself.

Note to self: Do not become any sort of crackster before proposing to Layla. Does not seem to go over well.

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