Emmy Awards 2004
Best quip in Gary Shandling's opening monologue at the 2004 Emmys: "We missed Osama bin Laden, but we got Martha Stewart."Second-best quip from the same monologue: "If the conservatives want to stop the homosexuals from having sex, they should let them get married. That's what happened in my marriage."
Best question, posed by Shandling: "Don't you think it's odd that the Oscars broadcast can be nominated for an Emmy, but the Emmy's can't be?" (moments before the Oscar broadcast did win)
Obligatory Janet Jackson Super Bowl reference, by Shandling: "A five-second delay, by the way, is not long enough if I have a wardrobe malfunction."
Most ugly/revealing-boobs dress: Heather Locklear.
Second most ugly dress: Whoever was wearing that bright, striped dress.
Most frustrating awards: All the ones that went to cable shows I don't know, since I divorced my cable company more than a year ago
Best part of the evening: Brownies, fresh from my oven.
Posted by Layla at 11:06 PM, September 19, 2004
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